« 01.25.02 - 4:03 p.m. »

I got a strange email today. It's from a "Raphael" and goes like this:

My Sexy Friend

I met this woman so sexy and sweet
A pussy so pretty it couldn't be beat
Easy to talk to and fun to play
Fulfilling my fantasies in every way
Longing to meet her face to face
Longing to give her pussy a taste
I would start with a kiss on her sensuous lips
Then kiss my way down to her beautiful tits
Suck on her nipples and give them a tweek
Take her breath away so she can't even speak
Moving down getting near that sweet spot
I feel her pussy grow wet and hot
I kiss her belly and enjoy the sweet taste
Her pulse growing rapid her heart starts to race
She begs me to lick her and suck on her clit
So I give into her demands and get down to it
I bury my face between her soft thighs
The scent of her pussy makes me feel high
Furiously I start licking while I finger her ass
She tells me she's cumming she can not last
Her juices squirt and flow down my chin
But it's not over I begin again
I turn her around and lick up and down
Tongue in her ass while on the ground
Grab a dildo and start fucking her cunt
She's moaning and screaming and starting to grunt
She's cumming again I've done my job well
She's cast her magic I'm under her spell.

Strange. Besides the fact that I don't know this Raphael guy, I don't see how any person would really think a woman would appreciate a little poetic ditty like that one.

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